Sublunacy--pass around what you were smoking while typing. I dont know what you said either
I used duplicolor airisol can spray on bed liner on my old 4x4 ATV. I did it about 2 years ago. I did the racks, foot rests, bumper, and any parts of the frame I could get to. Covers rust nicely.
It is easy to touch up. My only complaint is scuffs very easy when sprayed on smooth surfaces like the clutch belt cover. All in all its cheep and looks far better than rust. I painted the steel wheels with it. I regret that, as on spinning wheels it scratches up too easlly.