Never! I'm just a forum troll!
Haha, with the dunes in my back yard, how often do you think I ride? Every mutha fn chance I get!!! 
Damn I jealous! Growing up in Alaska I had some nice trails in my back yard to ride every day, but now in SoCal, I'm 3-5 hours from riding at Glamis (including getting the trailer and setting up). So I only get out once / twice a month from October thru April.
Guess I need to switch jobs and move closer to the dunes!